*on the notice board*

Is there anyone here that hath the knowledge to teach enchantments of extinguishing to others? I do not want to trouble others when those boys set me afire, and so I wish to learn a spell for myself.

-Polonius, Lord Chamberlain

The first thing that hit Patrick when he awoke was the intense pain in his forehead. He reached up and touched his forehead, wincing at the sharp stinging that resulted. Some of the blood had tried, but the wound was still fairly fresh ( Read more... )

I heard tell that some of you are in dire need of a drink. So here I am, your friendly neighborhood bartender, willing to help. *spreads his hands, smiling* Bar's open, folks.

Typist: For the pups in need of alcohol, John is here to provide. Have fun!

James' latest prank has been carefully planned out. By himself. He's done practically all the research, helped by the Weasley twins and Sirius. Reading bad fanfic almost turned him off, but to keep inspired, he just remembered all the terrible fics he found involving Snape ( Read more... )

The twins enter the Mansion through the main doors and look around quickly. "Do you see anyone, Fred?"

"Not a one, George.""Good, let's get this thing going then ( Read more... )

BOO.

This is Egypt's formal declaration of war on the nation of France, in response to inforgivable crimes of existing and being annoying and stuffy ( Read more... )

At the end of a hallway where no one usually goes, there's a spartan room. Inside lives a woman, flanked by anonymous nurses that stick with her as obediently as lapdogs. She wears old-fashioned, expensive clothing, including a black mourning veil draped over her face, and her hands, withered and ancient, lay on top of an embroidery sampler in ( Read more... )